anxietyproblem:

zuzusexytiems:

jalapeepo:

sillyjimjam:

creolesasuke:

australiansanta:

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

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americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

americans see a tree rodent and go ‘look a skwurl’

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

kropotkindersurprise:

pissvortex:

packwatch on standby

leathergerard:

you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i’ll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG

soundtestmenu:

rickybabyboy:

Stepping on your

beyourselfchulanmaria:

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soapoey:

Sex is bad ass if you like hanging around someone enough you can get them to put a bunch of ooze in you. Or other such things

variksel:

i hate you ai art i hate you “unalive” i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

never-obsolete:

rollhistory:

rollhistory:

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!